lioncheat:

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

but my bed would be so much bedder with you in it

(via helenwheeels)

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via hungryzekes)

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

(via nice-wig-janis)

sassadilla:

i have more selfies than friends

(via sarcastic-little-girl)

  • male friends: dude
  • female friends: dude
  • cis friends: dude
  • queer friends: dude
  • trans* friends: dude
  • my parents: dude
  • my boss: dude
  • the president: mr. dude
  • the queen: your dudeness
  • the pope: holy dude

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

(Source: clara-oswald, via hungryzekes)

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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(via s0upernatural)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via nice-wig-janis)